extreme farting

Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.

Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.

by Java Johhhhhhh September 4, 2016

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Fig fart

To eat a fig and fart

I’m currently fig farting right now

by HeH2028 September 27, 2022

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fart wrestle

Sex with a women who is prone to queefing.

Me and the wife fart wrestled last night

by TheFartWrestler February 3, 2018

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A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.

Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-

by Crack Head May 23, 2020

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brain fart

Brain farts are creative thoughts that come up when a provocative question is posed but that you hold back because you're afraid of judgment.
Farts are natural, and suppressing them is unhealthy and stupid. Same with brain farts. There is no good or bad thought or idea.

A setting that encourages participants to release their brain farts invites healthy engagement without stakeholders judging their own thoughts too much on a subject matter.

Please feel free to release your brain farts in this group. No judgment.

by anononononymus April 21, 2021

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Guiness Fart

A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.

"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"

by Ehwhy August 11, 2020

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