Cum Calander

A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.

Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?

Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.

by SwedishRamsay March 01, 2022

national cum in a pizza day

national cum in a pizza day is on September 22, or on September 11, depending on my mood.
*this definition is not related to National cum on a pizza day*

guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars”

guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”

by salty___ September 21, 2022

spitting cum

Curtis follows Rachel around dry humping her.

Rachel, where you going... {{{Curtis right behind her spitting cum}}} like a dog in heat.

by Heather is awesome February 21, 2021

Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied

We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet

by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021

Carolina Cum Shot

The act of ejaculating while a ram’s horn is inserted in your asshole.

He pulled off a Carolina cum shot while being sodomized by the Tarheels mascot.

by Balls1984 January 27, 2022

Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.

Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.

by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023

Cum Tongue

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex

I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.

by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021