go suck a hairy one

Referring to giving oral to a hairy penis, typically said as an insult or said after an embarrassing joke.

Jeff: "You pull no girls, Jason."
Jason: "Go suck a hairy one.

by 9Daggers July 26, 2023

Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

Like the term "Two in the pink, one in the stink", this sentence represents 2 in the vagina, and 1 in the anus.

We were having sex and I put Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

by Overclocked15 June 5, 2018

crack open a cold one

Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.

Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 6, 2003

have a monkey on one's back

to have an addiction to drugs or alcohol

Man, he really has a monkey on his back. He needs help.

by Light Joker March 31, 2005

one thing led to another

An excuse for why you cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband/partner/significant other...

Most often used my rather sheepish looking men

We were just talking and then one thing lead to another...

by Missy August 17, 2004

bang (one's) head in circles

v. To bang one's head against the wall (literally or figuratively) while going around in circles dealing with obstinate entities on some endeavor.

I had to go to my boss, then accounting, legal, back to accounting, back to my boss, to operations, legal, and back to my boss again on this project. I've been banging my head in circles all afternoon. <bang (one's) head in circles>

by free range turtle rancher October 1, 2009

High hard one

To completely disregard a meeting with a friend, family member, or co-worker intentionally and without remorse.

Well, he was supposed to be here an hour ago; I guess he threw us the high hard one!

by Nurseryman February 19, 2008