Putzy Nuts

A guy who moves extremely slow.
Hurry up, putzy nuts, or we're going to miss the event!
by SusanAmy November 29, 2015
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Cork-Nut Gang

How soon until the Cork-Nut Gang starts World War III?
by Watching Time Slip By October 09, 2017
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nut sailor

1. A term used to describe a promiscuous sort-of-friend or acquaintance.
2. A seasoned lady of the night.
Rita: Did you hear what happened to Sally last night?

Marco: Yeah, she was hanging out with that one guy and ended up going home with him.
Rita: She's such a nut sailor, she did that two nights ago, too with some other guy.
by EhNoThanks January 31, 2014
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Strawberry Nut Pop

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while she is on her cycle. The man orgasms inside her then takes his penis out covered with cum and menstruation blood then makes her suck it like a popsicle.
Hey baby I'm on my cycle.Can you give me a strawberry nut pop tonight.

Did you hear what Tom did to Jennifer last night? He gave her a Strawberry nut pop while she was on her period.
by tomtom117 April 16, 2022
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nut hammok

The pouch that surrounds the testicles and holds them in place. Otherwise known as the scrotum.
My nut hammok really sags after I take a hot shower.
by Ken Hubbard March 05, 2007
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cherrie nuts

testicles ejaculate so much semen that they turn bright red
I got CHERRIE NUTSS!!!!!.
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Heartbreak Nut

When you bust one out over the sexual things you and your ex sweet one did together, when you cum your heart breaks all over again and you're back to square one. Well time to 'nut up and shut up' drag your ass out of bed and make some breakfast burritos. You deserve it king.
I bust a heartbreak nut over Beth again yday, got me thinking, I might see how's she's doing
by Weeden22 June 16, 2019
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