Bum-Cum 

Nasty cum or sperm that is ejaculated from a bum, a bum that is nasty and lives in the woods usually. the cum may be brown or yellow, if your unlucky it may be bloody and white. bum cum is not something to mess with, its so sticky and powerful it could stick you to a tree if a bum attacks with his cum.

"guess what happened to john out in the graveyard woods?"
"what?"
"some bums attacked him and ejected their bum-cum all over him."

Bum-Cum by Bumassdick September 13, 2011

herpies infested cum bubble 

a name you give your friends when they say something really stupid....also a come back when people call you names

jon- you look like a dogs taint

jimbo- shutup you herpies infested cum bubble

herpies infested cum bubble by big daddy jay January 20, 2007

magna cum laude 

n. a load shot with such amazing size and force it is comparable to an eruption of magma from a volcano

I wish Peter North would shoot magna cum laudes into my plump ass.

magna cum laude by George Resso January 16, 2004

french my asshole and make me cum ! 

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.

Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!

french my asshole and make me cum ! by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

eye cum 

Name given to mucus secreted from the eyes, during sleep this mucus solidifies to form solid eye cum flakes

Steve: dude wtf happened last night?
Dave: dunno, but i woke up with a shit load of eye cum

eye cum by TwigZ540 May 16, 2006

Unwillingly Cum Dumpstered

The more descriptive way of saying raped for those who do not feel comfortable saying rape.

Jessie: Holy shit Kevin that chick got unwillingly cum dumpstered!

Kevin: Like Hardcore!

Unwillingly Cum Dumpstered by NicholasShawshankedCage March 12, 2011

soft cum

Cum that cums before you pre-cum

I soft cum before i pre-cam in my pants

soft cum by chawk14 April 6, 2016