Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

Penis Wipe

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.

Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.

by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

Belly button penis

When a man has a penis that sticks out no further than his belly button

I asked him if that was his belly button or his penis and he said it was his belly button penis

by Sumfukinguy June 18, 2023

fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.

(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Penis

Dick and balls and you suck it for a living

“My penis is hard now suck it”

by Dhdheheh March 13, 2022

Penis

Something big black people have (white people have small penis's so I won't talk about them) continuing black people use their penis's to smash a small female who has a tight pussy and then a liquid that is white (if you drink alought of milk it will make it clear) this liquid is called cum the cum comes out of the penis and then goes inside the female if not using a condom and then she does a cream pie and it comes out sometime's it does not if she doesn't know how to cream pie if she doesn't your having a baby

Ray was black he had a huge penis a girl named Mika was small and she didn't know how to cream pie so Ray thought she knew how to cream pie and know they have a light skin baby

by Holy shit I'm black September 27, 2017