Matt123

A (wo)man with an extreme lack of hair

"aw man that was a real Matt123 moment amirite"

*everyone applauds*

by jeff bezowski October 30, 2022

Matthew

A really fun, humorous, and caring boy. He will make you laugh through a phone or put a smile on your face once you talk to him or see a message from him. If you're bored or sad or just want to have someone to talk to, A Matthew is a good person to run to. He is loving at some points, likes to tease you sometimes, but he is very cute during the process. He will compliment you, and he will make you feel safe. He might be a jerk sometimes too, But he eventually says sorry and makes it up to you. If you are sick (like me), It's good to call a Matthew, Because he will make you laugh, entertain you, make your day way better, and just feel loved. He is very stunning, even though he won't admit it, He knows deep down he is cute. Make sure you have a Matthew in your life! Because he will be a great friend or boyfriend, while being a pretty boy ^^

Person 1: OMGGGGGGG, I just met a Matthew and he soo cute!!
Person 2: Really?! Can we share?!

by akakakakakakakakakakakakakakaf October 30, 2022

Mattskallop

A person who takes forever in a kitchen.
One who inflicts strong hunger among people.

Waiter, we've been waiting an hour for our food! Please have that mattskallop hurry up!
That mattskallop has cooking burgers on the grill for an hour!

by Seasonal REAPER November 2, 2022

Matte

A rink made form oregano and argentinian tears.

- Why is he crying?

- Oh! He is just making matte with his tears.

by kooopp November 3, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a brown haired, brown eyed nerdy boi
you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go

Girl 1: You like Matthew?
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him

by Onion bitch November 3, 2022

Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god.

a pure legend lmao, he gets many bitches and maidens

Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god. is full of bithces lmao lol

by Notmatt the legend November 4, 2022

Matthew

A sweet and genuine person. He is usually a very funny guy and never fails to make you laugh. He is someone you can talk to once and fall for him instantly. He has the sweetest smile and an amazing personality. Matthew is a special person, once you meet one you'll know what I'm talking about. Matthew always speaks the truth, he knows how to compliment you well and will never fail to speak his mind. Find yourself a Matthew and don't lose him.

Oh yeah that's definitely a Matthew.

by almondwater November 5, 2022