Breakfast Hot Dog

When you take bacon and wrap it around the sasauge

"Boy you better bacon your sasauge" Homer Simpson

by StarScream June 16, 2004

hot-sex-porn

Common porn ---- White, Blonde 20 somthing women with large breasts.

Say it all as one word.

I went to that store but they only had hot-sex-porn.

by Nick s. April 3, 2004

Hot Pocket

A food
And or a wet vagina.

do you hate it when you gotta shave your hot pocket?
Get your hand off of my hot pocket!

by TrevG January 9, 2011

Hot Chocolate Backdraft

the occurance of flaming flatulence traveling in a backward motion back into the colon

that dude just suffered from hot chocolate backdraft!

by dat dan dis nigga hate dat September 4, 2008

Hot-Pocket Master

A person, usually a male college student, with an extraordinary ability to make Hot-Pockets.

Qualifitcations include:

Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)

A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)

A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)

A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)

Alex is obviously a Hot-Pocket Master whereas Morgan is not.

by BarberShop May 21, 2008

Hot Girl Status

When a hot girl on facebook makes a pointless status, and guys like it because they like her.

John "Did you see what (Hot girls name) said yesterday, she got 100 likes"

Matt "Dude, its just a Hot Girl Status"

by MjMed September 21, 2011

hot girl syndrome

A complex that inevitably consumes hot girls given the extra social leeway, gifts, and attention they receive throughout their lives. This goes to their head resulting in a distorted view of how important they are.

This directly relates to the hot-crazy scale and is generally the cause of the crazy axis of the scale. The hotter a girl is, the crazier they get because of society's unbalanced feedback towards their behavior.

The sad part is that inevitably, a girl's attractiveness will fade with time, but the mental damage caused by hot girl syndrome has already been done so you're left with an ugly, crazy woman long-term.

"Wow, that girl's at least a 9.5! I'm going to ask her out."
"Be careful man. She's hot, no doubt. It's highly unlikely she doesn't have hot girl syndrome. You really want to deal with that much crazy?"

by horta1212 May 26, 2020