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cock juggling thunder cunt

Used commonly to describe those real douche bags...like...you are a cock juggling thunder cunt, as soon as the person hears this they shut the fuck up and know that next time they say something so stupid they WILL be cockslapped.
-them-Yo im going to do this insane trick in tony hawk later on its going to be crazy!!!11!!!!

-word user-you...are a cock juggling thunder cunt...and then you look the other way.
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pizza cunt 

When a man sticks his penis into an ovulating female's vagina. The male then ejaculates into the womens vagina creating what some call a creampie. The vagina then has the look of a pizza. The blood representing the sauce and the sperm representing the cheese.
Man I had the BEST pizza cunt last night! It tasted so good, I creamed again!
pizza cunt by BPonD December 26, 2008
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Cunty mc cunt face

A cunt with a cunt-like appearance: the type of cunt that genuinely looks a cunt and lives up to the name. What a cunt...
Miss Spencer is such a cunty mc cunt face, I hate her, that cunt.

gumma cunt 

Tertiary (late) stage syphilitic sores on the vaginal wall (i.e., cunt). The lesions are red with a necrotic and oozing center. These sores are typically the sign of a long term syphilis infection and the implication is that if you suffer from them, you are sexually promiscuous (and nasty).
That girl is so skanky, I bet she has a gumma cunt." Can also be used to as an embellished derogatory name, e.g., "she is such a gumma cunt."
gumma cunt by Evelyn Waugh April 27, 2011

Hunkering Cunt 

A vaginal orifice sequestered for its own protection against any manner of external dangers. Generally used descriptively for a person lacking in bravery, or just as a horrendously vile-sounding insult.
Hunkering Cunt by jaszen June 21, 2011

pickly cunt

A vagina that resembles a pickle; Greenish, yellow, lumpy, and having the strong smell of vinegar.
Jennifer had a pickly cunt for about a week after I was done with her.
pickly cunt by Dr. Manwich September 25, 2011

Canal Cunt 

a girl who You see flaunt different brands of high end fake purses, bags, scarfs, etc.. Mostly purchased in one single trip to NYC, Canal St.
Ex: that Jackie is such a canal cunt.. Did u see her talking about her new LV, trying to pass it as real? The logos where sliced like a lobster tail.
Canal Cunt by Jesbat August 12, 2012