doing a joy

When somebody messages you even when you do not reply.

I can't sleep
Help
Help
Help
Im nervous
Are you awake
?
Are
You
Awake
Im so gonna do a joy
Coz i have nothing to do but watch tv for another three hours
And message you
You
Know
doing a joy

by not really ethan December 31, 2012

doing the verizontal

Phone sex

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.

by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

doing a hendrix

setting fire to and/or burning your guitar

*person smashing guitar*

person 2: what the hell man?

person 1: i'm doing a hendrix!

by flamingfretboard October 9, 2012

do tea

cockney slang fo a BJ or a nosh.

I'll pop round and "do tea"

by yeah bwoi October 24, 2012

something you've learnt to do so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this something you've learnt to do so well lately. This habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

more itis to do

got important stuff to do, no time for playing around or getting distracted

Suzie "Lets go to the movies"
Miya " i can't, i got more itis to do"
Suzie "awe maybe later then"

by Sharapstar December 18, 2012

Doing a Rew

when someone is asked a very straight forward question, & the person 'doing a rew' mumbles something irrelevant, often including the word darling, laughs & confuses the inquirer to the point they forgot they asked a question in the first place.

Often caused by smoking a lot of weed and excess amounts off awesome.

you: are you high?
person doing a rew: um well ahh oh darling, you'd love to know, ahh hahaha umm well I'm always high! no I'm joking I've never been high in my life! no joking dear haha *mumbling something you don't understand* haha well *more mumbling* *something irrelevant* *complete bullshit*
you: wut
person doing a rew:hahaha what darling?
you: *walks away confused*

by Popss July 8, 2012