Fart Salsa

When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party

Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.

by anonymous June 10, 2024

Fart that!

Nicer/cleaner version of saying F*** that! Perhaps around the kids.

"Do you wanna go bungee jumping?"

"Fart that!"

by Cucarachina May 7, 2014

FART

A GAS THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR HEAD ALSO UR UGLY

*FARTS* PERSON: MMMMH ME: WHAT THE HELL

by my boyfriend is draco malfoy February 1, 2022

Farting With Disaster

When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.

by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024

Fart denial

When you erotically plug someone’s anus to deny them of a fart until comand is given with help of a finger or a butt plug. This act sends pleasure to all receptors in the person of the participant receiving this dark sexual torture that is only for the ones sick enough to approach it. This is sometimes mixed with edging.

I like when my girlfriend dominates me with fart denial it’s so sexy

by Bigbakckguysmen July 2, 2024

Fart Artist

Flatulist, fartist or professional farter is an entertainer often associated with a specific type of humor, whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner.

Moonbyul is a fart artist

by So.this.is.it December 18, 2021

alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017