Part Time Pener

A woman who typically flys with other women, but will migrate for an occasional dose of Peter.

Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”

Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”

by Gongbanger January 6, 2023

New York Times Bestseller

Literally every book that exists, used to exist, and will exist

X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself

X: nvm every book is one

by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023

Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

Tony Time

Changing your work schedule as needed on a daily basis.

Tony’s not here yet, but he’ll be here eventually on Tony Time.

by better Late than never December 29, 2023

good for its time

Its basically when someone hands you a rock with some mud on it, and it was supposedly good 14 years ago

Person1: Hey here is a bag of dirt
Person2: Why did you give me this?
Person1: This was good for its time, 18 years ago
Person2: what

by Shimuf August 19, 2023

beard time

the showing of ones beard to another, usually the opposite sex for use of mating. Or to show dominance over someone if the same sex.

so is it beard time?

Yeah sure, lets see it!

by Beardornottobeard November 13, 2014

biography and times story

cinderella story and hood love story have gotten very popular in the last two days , suddenly and idea popped out that biography and times should be a thing , this is basically a private story where you talk about your life and how you have gotten though it

"bro johnny added me to his biography and times story."

"you lyinggg , he didn't add me to it."

by nneogotmybackk February 23, 2020