Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment

Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*

by AssJackson June 17, 2022

Side by slut

A woman who sleeps with a man because he has a nice razor

Damn will’s side by slut cheated on him with Jerry on the razor he just bought.

by RhiRhi456 June 25, 2022

Moody Green Woman Painting Slut

Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.

The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.

This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.

Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.

by cheeseslut July 13, 2022

Concert bathroom slut

When a women walks into the guy’s bathroom during a concert show just to give out free blow jobs and hand jobs

Friend #1: hey.. have you guys seen Chasity?

Friend #2: ugh.. I told you not to bring her.. she never watches the show.. you can find her in the guys bathroom… ALWAYS

Friend#1: yeah.. that chastity.. she is such a concert bathroom slut

Friend#2: yeah.. haha

by Jajajonny August 20, 2022

Chad cum slut

When you are normally top but for the most masculine man in the room you instantly become a bottom

You see Jared over there he is such a Chad cum slut

by IrishMafiaXD September 17, 2022

Bitch ass slut

You are a bitch ass slut if your name is Logan or Kaleigh

Kaleigh and Logan are bitch ass sluts

by Crystal Pelski November 22, 2022

Laura the slateryarder

The most generous person you will ever meet! Even if you you move to the UK from another country and meet hundreds of people, uou will still be amazed by the fact some people like Laura will actually go the extra mile for you ! Thanks to Laura I got to live my dream finally living on my own having an apartment with a balcony! 😂 9th floor with the view of the Mcr canal ( ok i got the chance to be hawkeye ?! ) I will be screaming 0161 Ain't nobody better than Laura ! For ever xxx

Not just anyone can be the slater like Laura the slateryarder

by Filipeee December 22, 2022