the Red Green Show 

A canadian sketch show where Canadian hicks do funny/stupid sketches. It's an okay show

If you like it, I recomend Tool Time

Red Green is a sexy beast

the Red Green Show by Idiot Paranoia June 27, 2004

the red ring of death 

the ring of blood at the base of the penis after sex with a girl on her period

pulled out and had the red ring of death on my penis

the red ring of death by MoronBrother March 8, 2010

Ruby Red Period Head 

A girl who dyes her hair so red that while having sex the sweat from her forehead blends in with her hair dye, causing the sweat to become red and resemble period blood.

Bard: Last night was crazy. My bed looks like someone was murdered on it.

Derek: Seriously?! What happened, bro?!

Bard: I was having sex with my girlfriend. Right before she dyed her hair red. Need I say more?

Derek: Goddamn Ruby Red Period Heads.

Ruby Red Period Head by jayissohardcoreheisonfire November 30, 2010

the big red dog

what ms. skkoglund asks me to do to her every night.

aka the Clifford

"Sam, could you stop by after class... I've been waiting all day for you to give me the clifford."

the big red dog by s-peezy January 17, 2005

paint the town red 

killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.

“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami

paint the town red by Fat Mama Joe June 10, 2022

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.

bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004

Run the red light 

when someone is masturbating and a seperate party comes unexpectidly into the room(the red light), but they decide to finish the job that was started anyways.

Bobs mom walked in the room last night when he was wanking it, but he decided to run the red light and jizzed all over her.

Run the red light by DeLaQuintan March 22, 2009