diet pussy fountain

n: when a woman fills her vag up with diet coke and drops in some mentos causing a giant eruption of foam squirting 10 feet high, and also leaves a fresh clean taste low in calories.

My girlfriend gave me a diet pussy fountain and i ate her out and had fresh breath and low in fat!

by beedee3 January 2, 2012

big pussy lips

The inner lips on a vagina that sometimes hang slightly lower, they are usually a pinkish or brownish colour depending on the woman. These larger lips make a woman more womanly.

"Guess who I shagged last night?"
"No way, it wasn't Rebecca was it?"
"Yeah man, those big pussy lips gripped my cock so tight!"
"She was lippy? Nice!"

by Oli the kinglol February 2, 2013

no pussy getting motherfucker

a motherfucker who lacks the ability to get pussy.

Ron: Man i was going to fuck her i promise!
Dave: Shut that shit up you no pussy getting motherfucker.
Ron: :(

by drew251 January 29, 2008

Floridian Pussy Rocket

When your girl is sleeping and you pour coke into her vagina then add some mentos. You know what happens next.

Me: You think if I pull a Floridian Pussy Rocket on her she'll break up with me? I just wanna see what happens.
Anthony: Nah if you film it and tell her it's a prank after, she'll be cool with it.
Me. Sick. Tonight's gonna be fun as hell.

by nutellacroissant February 27, 2020

Cry bag pussy

One who loses on an online game, and begins to troll.

Player: Dude you cheated!
You: Awe shut up you cry bag pussy.

Player: Starts reporting you randomly :)

by Abrah-ka-dab-bruh July 17, 2018

Cream cheese pussy

When that pussy so good that it tastes, feels, and spreads like your favourite Philadelphia cream cheese. Cream cheese pussy is felt not smelled nor admired. Whether your cream cheese pussy is salmon or garlic, it should be generously spread on a lightly toasted everything bagel.

Bro was that cream cheese pussy last night?

by Filadelfia July 25, 2019

automatic wet pussy

When you get a girl pussy wet without even touching her

When I looked Jessica into her eye and whispered something naughty into her ear i gave her an automatic wet pussy.

by Jacobcook34211 February 12, 2017