your mom

are you stupid its literally just your mom

Person one: your moms so fat she rolls off both sides of the beds

person two: your moms so ugly that when she was born they had to turn off the cameras

by ConniesFruity January 5, 2022

Your Mom

it just basically your mom but it bigger than the universe, it so big that even you can't see it

the universe is so small that Your Mom can't compare to it

by noisaacno March 8, 2022

Ur mom

A women who spat on you when you were born.

“Hey mom what are you.”
“The women that spat on you. I’m Ur Mom.”

by Dieplz April 26, 2021

Ur mom

The hottest person out there

Bro ur mom is hot.

by Urdad😫 December 23, 2021

Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

Ur Mom

Fat, Ugly, gross, etc.

Jason: where did liya go?
Shayne: Ur mom

by kiuri November 17, 2021

ur mom

a comeback that bois in 6th grade will use

haha
ur mom

by M00$3TEENI December 10, 2020