Clout Kid

1. Someone who tries to be good at something and isnt so at the same time they seek favoritism and acceptance with a community of people.
2. A lame ass dude that doesn’t have “real” friends.

Jake: Kyle’s car isn’t even that cool.

Gary: I know! He’s a clout kid.

by Joker12123 September 17, 2021

green screen kid

A person on YouTube that is under the age of 13 that uses the green screen feature on YouTube to steal people's content.

Recently, green screen kids have been ruining YouTube.

by anonacc6468 June 9, 2024

penis kid

A cringey little gamer kid. Similar in definition to that of a squeaker, a penis kid is typically very annoying and will never accept a 1v1 despite running their mouth throughout the course of their existence.

Penis Kid: "dude stfu you are so ass at this game bruh uninstall"
Gigachad gamer: "bet 1v1 me right now"
Penis Kid: "nah I dont want to man, im lagging"
Gigachad gamer: "stfu penis kid"

by Alsmallballs December 24, 2023

What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand

If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.

Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

Getting kids murdered

No. I'll complain all I want. But hey...

Hym "Stop getting kids murdered. You stop THAT and then I'll just keep doing whatever I feel like doing. Because I've gotten 0 kids murdered. I'm being ignored and am, therefore, not responsible for anything. YOU are being listened to and when YOU are listened to children are murdered in direct response to the things you say."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.

Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021