Tomato Sex

This definition is written for Austin. Tomato Sex is the act of taking two people, preferably Kayleigh and Katrina, and a bag of tomatoes. Cut it in the left abdomen above the seed sack but not too deep or this process will fail you you greatly. Then take the small black steak knife and poke in and out of the vagina shaped tomato. This will be causing the tomato to juice and make the plate or whatever surface your operating on very wet. Then you take salt and add it to the juices, making a sperm-like liquid, thats much less thick. Then you lick it all up. Like a jizzbitch. Nom nom. WE LOVE YOU AUSTIN. :)

-Kayleigh and Katrina

January 24,
Katrina: "Dude Kayleigh"
Kayleigh: "What?"
Katrina: "-Starts to penetrate tomato with knife-"
Both: "-LAUGHTER, TOMATO SEX.-"

by Kayleigh G. and Katrina G. January 24, 2009

Chapstick Sex

When women (especially younger teens) dont have a dildo on them when they want to masturbate so they take a chapstick and stick it up their vag. They choose these because of the rounded head (similar to a dick) and they insane availability. Also, they could take lip gloss (depending on how wide it is, the wider the better) because it tends to be longer than chapstick and then you can get a better feel of sex

Bryanna: my mom wont let me go to the sex to store so I had chapstick sex last night...

Caroline: Oo how was it?

Bryanna: okay, i found my moms ultra lipgloss- it was probably the size of David's dick!

Caroline: OMG! can I use that after you??

by anonymous8808 November 13, 2009

sex ring

When a large group of people have sex.

My girlfriend Emily brought some friends over tonight. We ended up haveing a sex ring. Emily ate one of her friends out, her friend gave me a blow job, some more girls were making out.

by Wikipedia 10.0 September 23, 2017

Gay Sex

Masturbating but for two.

gay sex uses anal beads and dildos just like masturbating.

by that kind of dad April 22, 2018

sex potato

Someone who is totally inactive during sex usually causing frustration in the other partner for having to do all the work.

Craig: Dude! How was that chick you hooked up with last night?

Dude: Bad! Man she was hot, but when we got down to it she was a total sex potato! She just laid there!

by twirlinboy June 30, 2010

cake sex

love for cake so strong that u'll want to orgasm over & over for it.

cake sex is so great you will want to marry the cake XD

by lilichan September 2, 2015

sex-q

parody of iq. knowing exactly what to do during sexual activity

dude, that casey has a really high sex-q

by jenia January 1, 2009