Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998

I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010

Orange Juice Piggy

After losing a game of cards you become "Orange Juice Piggy".

Abb. OJP

Oh Man! Landon lost again, he's Orange Juice Piggy!!!

by Beautiful Angel March 23, 2011

Clever Little Piglet

A Winnie the Pooh vhs released in 1997 as part of the Pooh Friendship vhs collection

The last Pooh video in the friendship collection is Clever Little Piglet

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

tickled a pigeon

Playing with a girls vagina

Last night I tickled a pigeon

by peetasbitch March 15, 2016

San Diego Pigeon

When you masturbate in your car on a bridge, and right before you finish, you walk to the railing and finish on all the unexpected cars below.

Bob: Did you hear that Jimmy San Diego Pigeoned over the interstate?

by Beanerflicker January 31, 2017

Running of the Pigs

Two people buy an 18 of any sort of beer that isn't bud light and try to finish it outside the liquor store before the cops come. Once they arrive you will try to avoid capture by said cops by fleeing.

"Hey man, we're going to do the running of the pigs later. You in?"

by Tstewie February 27, 2017

Bathroom Homing Pigeon

The ability to find a clean bathroom no matter what part of the city you are in.

I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.

by 367 September 29, 2018