Sylvester from talking kitty cat
Sylvester from talking kitty cat by Ihaterawalmonds January 10, 2026
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Very evil cat
Very evil cat by catsuhhyeahcats March 12, 2026
Pirate’s Cat Toy
When you shove a finger down the pee hole of a male, form a hook and pull both balls out from the inside, letting them dangle from the tip. Pirates Cat Toy.
She was so pissed when she found Todd cheating, she lubed up a finger and gave him a Pirate’s Cat Toy while he was sleeping.
Pirate’s Cat Toy by the master of you April 3, 2026
The Church of the Night Time Cat
The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
like trying to nail jello to a cat
A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
like trying to nail jello to a cat by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018
will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke
One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke by QuacksO August 4, 2018
One more kick at the cat
When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.
Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”
Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)
“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”
(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)
Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)
“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”
(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)
One more kick at the cat by Reyzor December 18, 2019