fart bastard

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter
mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard
by fart bastard July 23, 2022
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After tart fart

The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.
Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!
by Conrad Servative March 22, 2018
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Chong Fart

The nickname of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina star Gavin Leatherwood. Even though Wikipedia lists his ancestry as ''mostly of Irish with Native American, English, Spanish and Welsh ancestry,'' one has to admit that he indeed resembles a PSY-esque K-pop fuckboy.

In addition to the aforementioned resemblance, if one attempts to pause the show at any moment Chong is on screen, one would feast one's eyes on a pseudo-flirtatious wrinkled forehead that reminds one of an unpleasant session on the toilette during a diarrhoea episode that every person is so accustomed to.

Thus, the nickname Chong Fart.
Shut up Nicholas, you Chong Fart!
by Suka Gebly October 20, 2024
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Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)
Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!
by Boah4 September 22, 2022
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Fart muffin

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.
Bob yelledfart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.
by Bavamakkos June 06, 2024
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Fart Punk

A genre of music made famous by the band Hot Pepsi.
Hot Pepsi is the hottest, loudest, sexxxiest fart punk band of all time.
by Rev. Dutch E. Poo, Esq. November 15, 2021
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Fart Punk

A sub-genre of garage rock characterized by the same amount of effort, polish, and talent required to produce a fart. Often lo-fi, obnoxious, and proudly unrefined, fart punk embraces sloppiness, absurd lyrics, and chaotic energy. It's the sonic equivalent of kicking over a trash can and calling it art—with a beat.
"Bro, did you hear that new band Dumpster Baby Explosion? Total fart punk. It sounds like they recorded it in a bathroom on a flip phone."

"Man, Tyler keeps recommending me these shitty fart punk bands like Rotten Nachos and Bleach Church—I swear he's trolling me at this point."
by Mr. Hetried May 29, 2025
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