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red sombrero

Similar to earning your red wings, it's when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. Tus ojos están en llamas!!!!
I went to Mexico and all I got was a red sombrero. Thanks Mother Nature for ruining our sexiversary.
by Joephuckyoself July 25, 2017
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Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.
I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.
by ko0tje August 12, 2017
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Red

The best Color with the most themes and when woman wear it boy do they get sexy.
by Golden pro October 9, 2018
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Skinny Red

A person of small stature, skinny, and commonly found in red hoodies. These people makw accounts on instagram specifically for bullying.
"This dude is a total Skinny Red"
"Yeah, dude made fun of me for being tall"
by Fidel_Meme_Meuistro October 14, 2018
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Red Cupper

a self-loathing emasculated male who cups his balls out of shame and insecurity, rendering them red and chafed. In order to avoid detection, red cuppers also tend to carry red cups in their hands, rather than a standard, more manly color, such as black.
Dude, that red cupper is fooling no one with his red cup, he can barely walk his balls are so chafed
by SecretBlackZuker October 23, 2018
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Red groats

The translation of “Rødgrød
English: Red groats and cream.
Danish: Rødgrød met fløde
by Qorptocx November 1, 2018
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Red

Red is very happy today
by ReddvsSharon November 3, 2018
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