penis queef

instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing

person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart

by kys you faggot September 3, 2022

Penis

Penis.Sometimes very small but can differ from sizes.When BIG they can penetrate very hard.Penis' are a male body part and use a certain female body part for pleasure.Other names for a penis is cock,dick,pee pee,penetrator,shaft,stick,boner,wood,pene,shack and log.Some penis' even have something called foreskin but we wont talk about that.Penis' are very awesome and males should be very happy and grateful if they have a big one.....also.... girls should be grateful if they have a boyfriend who has a big one!!!

Zach: Hey, is my penis big?

Girl: Well let me have a look!

Zach: okay, here..... let me pull down my pants.

Girl : *looks at it* Yes VERY BIG......i mean....yes,you have a very big penis!

by SexiLexi & ZachHasABigShack March 21, 2020

Penis

Penis

Penis

by Cum Shaft February 23, 2021

Penis

The thing the male generation thinks with

Guy: she shouldn't wear that shirt her tits are too big

Girl: stop thinking with ur penis and use what little brain u have

by Gingers_r_leprechauns October 19, 2021

Penis smacker

When someone starts acting a bit of their shit, referring to sex in conversations, that don’t have anything to do with sex.

Stop being a penis smacker.

by PeopleSuckSometimes December 11, 2019

slut penis

Nice penis sucked by a girl called slut penis

JAmal: hey wanna meet slut penis? She is at the slutty slavery department!
Tyrone: I use her as a rape victim to suck my wrinkly dick with blood dripping! And semen.
the 3rd: yeah she had a big dick to suck on it was mine she said it felt very nice

by Isuckpussy🍼 August 13, 2023

Penis Day

The day everyone is proud and happy of their penis.

Ron : Hey ! it's penis day !

Felix : I know ! Happy penis day ! I'm so proud of mine .

Ron : Same !

by mudz / liax April 21, 2022