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Beat a badger with A penis 

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When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.
You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".
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your sucking the meat off his penis 

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When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.
Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.
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carpe penis 

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A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.
"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"

"Omg ily stick it in me.
carpe penis by smellybaptist July 25, 2007
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long saggy penis 

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when ones penis goes to saggy because the persons has had too much anal sex.this happens when the person has multiple orgasms every hour, 24 hours.
I have a very long saggy penis but sometimes when i had sex again i got a bona and it curved into my girlfriends but.
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work out penis 

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Work out penis is found in it's natural territory at the campus gym and often causes women to drool over an/or stalk it for pleasure.
"Jen likes work out penis"
work out penis by GuessWho October 13, 2003
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popsicle penis 

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when one's penis becomes extremely cold due to extreme weather exposure.
dude, i just got back from an early season ride on my motorcycle, i should have wore long underwear because i have popsicle penis.
popsicle penis by schippy March 21, 2009
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