A race of highly intelligent animals that will takeover the world (some countries have already been taken).
by BigBillTheDuck February 20, 2022
Get the Catsmug. “Dude, we finally did anal on the camping trip last weekend!”
“Bro, where the hell did you get lube in the middle of a forest?!”
“Nah man, we just dry catted it.”
“Bro, where the hell did you get lube in the middle of a forest?!”
“Nah man, we just dry catted it.”
by durtyharry September 2, 2023
Get the Dry Catmug. by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019
Get the Walk my catmug. by Backwoodgee August 9, 2022
Get the A catmug. cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*
by scaramouchepersonaldoormat November 13, 2022
Get the I'll eat your catmug. CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug. by I am so sorry June 10, 2023
Get the Catmug.