The Moby Dick

You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.

I gave my girl The Moby Dick yesterday and she shot my man goo all over my ceiling.

by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 17, 2020

dick tourniquet

When you have an unwanted erection so you put it in your waistband and tighten your belt.

Damn I got a hard on at my mother in laws so I had to fashion a dick tourniquet.

by The real McChicken May 7, 2019

Gobble Dick

A young punk race car driver

Golabic is a gobble dick

by No filter bitch May 22, 2018

Dick and Bail

A one-night stand. To fuck 'em and leave 'em.

Friend 1: "ay brah, how'd that date go?"
Friend 2: "cheya, gave 'em the ol' dick and bail!"

by Shitnibbler May 27, 2019

Dick Snorkel

Is when a female is blowing a man; she holds his dick pointed upwards as she places his balls in her mouth. Thus, creating a dick snorkel.

Yo dude, last night my wife was giving me a blow j with goggles on. I told her to hold my dick upwards and to suck on my balls. She was ready yo go swimming, she had on a dick snorkel.

by Stankowski November 9, 2017

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

Re-dicked

When the first dicking wasn't enough.

Kathy was unsatisfied with her lover and requested to be Re-dicked

by spookypooky December 31, 2014