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dog ate homework

The most common found excuse of not turning in homework in stories, cartoons, and comics, etc.
by Billiam Beaver July 18, 2016
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Dead dog soup

by Commit_poptart January 30, 2021
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Small Dog Syndrome

When small dogs think they are as big and powerful as big dogs. Often times pick fights with dogs bigger than them. Can be aggressive in fights.
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Peruvian Hot Dog

Ashley: "Oh my god, I heard you hooked up with Greg last night!"
Breanne: "Yeah, but his dick is a Peruvian hot dog, it was barely 3 inches long."
by Iamtired543445 August 6, 2015
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bad touch dog

a dog that will attempt to hump anything that stays still long enough determinedly and repeatedly despite being pushed away, yelled at, swatted, etc.
Sarah's bad touch dog is humping the cat again.
by irrationalmoon July 28, 2011
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My Dog Pilot

Some faggot who's life revolves around tennis balls and loves men.
Pilot nobody wants to play ball you faggot!

Sorry, My Dog Pilot loves balls.
by TooLate4Donuts May 7, 2020
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White dog poo

White dog poo - An iconic by-product of the 1970s: the decade of explosive colour and outrageous fashions. With towering platform boots, garish floral patterns and ridiculously long wing collars to compete with, pet food manufacturers quickly got on board. By combining a large dose of bone meal they created a poo which put the pooch back in synch with its owner. Unfortunately as the decade came to a close, the poo became dull and brackish in line with the sober fashions and bleak economic outlook that followed. There are those who believe that returning to the days of white dog poo would be a return to the halcyon days of our era. It is said that one such person is the politician Jeremy Bernard Corbyn. Whether he will succeed will depend upon a generation not even born then. However, knowing how colour attracts youth, there's every chance we'll be seeing glistening little white logs littering our streets again someday soon.
This country has no prospects anymore. If only we could go back to the days of white dog poo when there was hope and optimism and people celebrated being alive.
by IndieB April 21, 2018
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