Oh My Buddha

Same as oh my god, but for the believers of buddhaism.

when you see something unbelievable, OH mY BuDdHA

by lostazn October 24, 2012

Found my fish!

In reference to the phrase "plenty of fish in the sea", to be said when one acquires a date.

Compare Where's my fish?

"Would you like to go out with me?"
"Sure thing! I found my fish!"

by Sandy87 March 16, 2005

Run my digits

To place a phone call to. Digits being an obvious reference to a phone number.

Joe B.: "What ya doin' later?"
Drew: "Shiat cracker, I don't know man. Run my digits after you get done farkin' yo momma."

by Drew January 6, 2004

Bullet For My Valentine

The greatest fucking band of all time!!! Anyone who says they are "emo" should fuck off. These guys are straight hardcore, heavy metal. Besides, there's nothing wrong with "emo" anyway. Matt Tuck is not only an amazing screamer but is a great singer as well and a badass guitarist. Michael "Padge" Paget is, in my mind one of the greatest guitarists in the world right now. Most of his shit is complicated to play and diificult to even think up. Jason "Jay" James is a great bassist who holds the insane rhythm of every Bullet For My Valentine song. Along with this, he is a totally brutal screamer. And last, but not least, Michael "Moose" Thomas is one of the top 5 drummers on the planet in my opinion. Just listen to the drumming in any of their songs. Bullet has 3 albums out right now. First is the 2005 EP, "Hand Of Blood", featurings songs such as "Hand Of Blood", "4 Words (To Choke Upon)", "Just Another Star" and "Curses". Their second, and first full length release is 2006's "The Poison" which includes the songs "Tears Don't Fall", "Suffocating Under Words Of Sorrow", "All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me)", "Hit The Floor", And "The Poison". Their latest release, 2008's "Scream Aim Fire" shows the bands more metal side with songs like "Scream Aim Fire", Waking The Demon", "Hearts Burst Into Fire", "Eye Of The Storm", "Disappear" and "Ashes Of The Innocent". Bullet has also covered songs from Ozzy Osbourne (Crazy Train) and Metallica (Creeping Death, Sanitarium). That's all you need to know bitches! Peace!

I am listening to Bullet For My Valentine, the sweetest fucking band in the world!

Really? What song?

Tears Don't Fall, Recognize! The greatest song ever made!

by CaffeineMunky March 19, 2009

that didn't blow my mind or even my nose

Someone presents something underwhelming that they said would blow your mind.

To the cat video l respond, that didn't blow my mind or even my nose.

by I, Wreckerrr April 30, 2017

sweating my balls

If somebody desires physical interaction of a sexual nature with you, they are sweating your balls.

"See that chick over there? She's totally sweating my balls"

by Alistair_123 October 6, 2005

dance on my dick

A sentence invented and uses by famous gonzo pornstars as Rocco Siffredi and nacho vidal.
The woman is on top of the man with his
dick in her ass or in her pussy.
The woman should move her ass in a
circular motion (sexy dancing) and by doing so arousing and increasing sexual pleasure to her partner.

Dance, dance on my dick, baby.

Jasmine sure knows how to dance on
nacho dick.

by rashif September 6, 2004