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Zach's launguage

We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal.

Idk: It's a 100% no.
Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not.
I guess I'll be there: He won't be there
Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix.
I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys
I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it.
I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him.
"Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago.
You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips.
I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours.
I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.
Kody: Yo zach! You tryna go to the park and ball?
Zach: Yes
*He disappears off the face of the earth and can not be contacted for the next 48 hours*

Zach's launguage: Missleading context clues the boys need to watch out for.
by Choady Cockgargler September 19, 2020
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billy lane lauffer

A school that retarded gay men/women (etc) go to.
person 1: hey I'm gay.
person 2: I go to billy lane lauffer.
person 1: PERFECT LETS HAVE SEX!!!!
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HORNY NIGGA LAUNDRY BASKET

How one becomes a horny nigga
”So how are you doing to day, just being a horny nigga laundry basket.”
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Scar Lyd Laur Char

The ultimate friend group, likes cheese and is forever chatting about ya mam and how ur mom yes
woa man scar lyd laur char r back at it again !! B)
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half-o-laugh

A belly laugh that finally realizes that the joke used in the making of this definition wasn’t actually that funny so the laugh decides to jump off a Cliff
Marty started his skit out tonight on a blazing path, but was soon blind sided by the, infamous, Half-o-laugh.
by Nlytnd1 February 20, 2021
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A bit of Fry & Laurie?

Another way to ask someone if they want to have sex with you
So my girlfriend the other day got really smiley on our date and she slowly tapped my leg and I noticed. I asked her if we could engage in “a bit of Fry & Laurie?” afterwards and she said “sure I’d love that”.
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Than’s laugh

Than’s laugh makes me between 9 and 11 inches
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