Hulk Dick

Hulk dick is an expression for a penis that is fairly small when flaccid, but when erect grows to enormous sizes.

"Thought this guy I hooked up with would be small since he was short, turns out he had a massive hulk dick."

by haha_fuck_youu October 23, 2017

dick smacked

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.

Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.

by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017

Urban dicked

When your submission to urban dictionary gets rejected for reasons smacking of political correctness.

I submitted an awesome funny real world phrase to Urban Dctionary but got urban dicked by the retard volunteer reviewers

by Fish milkshake October 30, 2017

dick traffic

Traffic jam caused by drivers that travel too slow, without regard for other drivers.

There's a lot of dick traffic on the interstate.

by TheBubbleLife314 March 28, 2017

Stealing dick

The act of a girl tying a guy to the bed and going a town on him continuously to the point that the guy would not be able to see his dick for a good period of time.

....like I couldn't see it for 30 mins straight. She just stole it! That's stealing dick!

by Samogram March 30, 2017

Dick cotton

(Richard) Dakotah Cotton

Yo fuck dick cottonq

by Kimgnayr March 31, 2017

Buick dick

A compliment given from a female who thinks you have a very thick penis or in other words your junk is the size of a boat

Oh my god baby, you have a Buick dick

by Need one April 5, 2017