DOUBLE POKER

The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke

Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.

by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018

Double Chin Check

To inform someone they have visble submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction, or other related treatments, and or to begin to diet and excercise.

I'm sorry to double chin check you like this Pacho, but if you really want to get in my pants you should think about neck liposuction, here's my surgeons card.

by darpasneak December 7, 2018

Double Chin Check

To inform a person that they have submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction.

I hate to double chin check you Pacho, but if you want to get into my pants then you should think about getting facial liposuction under your chin, here's my surgeons card.

by darpasneak December 7, 2018

Shoot a Double

When you or your partner cum twice during intercourse

I made my boyfriend shoot a double last night.
Wow girl, y’all were really going at it!

by Papaya47 December 9, 2018

Double-Green

In golf, the term 'double-green' refers to the area of frog hair surrounding the further manicured 'primary-green'. If a group of players choose to wager on 'greenies', landing on the double-green must be considered a winning stroke, and in fact is many times preferable to the primary-green. This is a very important but often disregarded distinction, especially at Normandy Oaks GC in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Golfer A: "I think I landed on the green."
Golfer B: "No, that's close but not the green"
Golfer A: "It's the double-green"
Golfer B: "Touche"

by GreenieBoy69 July 14, 2017

double-dipping brewsloth

A person in any setting where coffee is being self served and they RE-USE coffee grinds to brew the next pot.

I caught Gunther making a new pot of coffee with the old grinds! Gunther is such a double-dipping brewsloth.

by TKx2 July 13, 2017

Double hand grenade

When you put a fist in a girls ass and vagina. You then spread out your fingers while inside of her and make an explosion noise. While making the explosion noise you pull your hands out as quickly as possible.

I gave that bitch a double hand grenade then dropped her off at the hospital. The doctor said that she won't walk correctly for weeks.

by Brotner August 14, 2017