Cardiac cats

The team that hasn't been allowed to play ever since David Tepper became owner and took the team's spirit, showing some people that no matter how much money you have, even if it can buy you a winning team, there are things it can't buy. When there is a constant threat of guys losing their jobs if they don't meet a puppeteer's expectations, their life is being made beyond difficult, aand it's not a good way to stay focused on what you're doing (it's an ongoing distraction).

Some people miss the Cardiac cats and wonder if they're ever coming back, since they have been replaced by a lot of new uncertainty that wasn't there when Jerry Richardson was.

by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021

Cat

an intellectually-bankrupt Cruella that bullies younger employees and usurps credits for their own ideas

I can't believe she erased Alice's name from that policy memo! She's such a Cat.

by potusgadfly December 22, 2021

Pussy cat

Some are hairy some have no hair. Sometimes pussy cats stink very badly because their owner does not wash them. They taste very good as a midnight snack.

I love jenessas pussy cat it's very clean and does not stink.

by Pussydeafeater69 December 22, 2021

Das Haus Cats

A person(s) that prefers to stay in the house due to the 2020 pandemic and is an avid Das Haus Cats virtual nightclub fanatic and party goer. A flavor of candy from Dirty Unicorn.

All the Das Haus Cats will join the virtual party on twitch tonight.

by Baylien Culture December 24, 2021

cat

A FUCKING ADORABLE THING!!!!

AWWWW LOOK A CATTTTT AHHHHH SO CUTE

by PlatypusBich December 24, 2021

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.

"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."

by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021