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kai’s penis

Something That Doesn’t Exist And Isn’t Visible During Sex
Kai is Typing...

Person #1 : Hey Have you Seen Kai’s Penis? It’s the Size of My Brain!
Person #2 : You’re hella stupid, that makes sense

kai’s penis by iiv April 16, 2021

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guy1 1: nigga u look like a been bag that been sat on

you: guacamole nigga penis

guy 1: *crys*

crowd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

A very small centimeter defeated. Less than a centi.

That's a very Kurt's penis.

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If your name is Gavin and Your Penis exceeds 14 inches you could consider yourself a True God in the Sheets.

" Hey bro! Did you hear that girl getting piped by Gavins Mega Penis "

" I wish my Chode was as big as Gavins Mega Penis "

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To ejaculate upon the side of an other erect penis facing upwards, similar to how the planes crashed into the side of the Twin Towers on 9/11.

Person 1: I am going to kill you and skin you alive and 9/11 your penis.
Person 2: WTF???

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A penis that is shaped like an upside down bowling pin with the base being thin and the head being extremely girthy.

Robyn wanted the credit she felt she deserved..... after all..... she was the one who sucked off the man with the upside down bowling pin penis

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