Nut money

Money used to clean up after Nutting.

Guy 1: "Dude I can't go out tonight."
Guy 2: "What why?!"
Guy 1:" I'm running a little low on some nut money and my place is a mess because of it."

by DontUseNutMoneyKids April 4, 2017

poop nuts

when poop on nut

i just took a big shit and it smeared down the back of my fat nuts

POOP NUTS

by pingydingy November 8, 2023

Nut Cobbler

The act of stretching a large ballsack over one's entire face. (double points if they make fart noises with it)

Girl 1: I heard you had a good time with Guy last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, I started off with some top. He gave be a good nut cobbler, and then he finished.

by CobbleringKid May 6, 2021

triple decker nut sammy

a sandwhich that is like 3 peanut butter sandwiches stacked on top of eachother
(bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread)

i might have to do a triple decker nut sammy today

by lickz May 12, 2025

Nuts of something

Some hard bald balls on a micro penis

Jake:do you have nuts of something?
Fred:yes I very much do

by Why you look December 1, 2020

No Nut November

A challenge where one must not achieve an orgasm (nutting) the entire month of November. The rules are simple

1. from 12:00 AM on November 1st to 11:59 PM on November 30th, you may not nut. Whether it be from masturbation or sex does not matter. Once you nut, you are disqualified.
2. Only one wet dream is allowed, and is the only exception to the no nutting rule
3. Free nut coupons do not exist and anyone who uses one is disqualified
4. You are allowed to watch porn and participate in edging, just as long as you do not orgasm.

Those who succeed are allowed to participate in destroy dick december or ddd

If you’re reading about no nut november you probably already failed. Wash your hands.

by kitloin November 2, 2021

kewt nut

Obsessive liking for kewt shits

Jesus christ: look at this kewt penguin pororo oh he is so kewt
Tru nigga: kewt nut

by Thot Patrol 8866618 October 15, 2022