Matty Patty

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.

Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.

by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022

matthew

hes a beautiful sweet guy who will never let you down he usually has red hair hes super skinny and he was stabed by his mom so his sister didnt get stabed so hes afraid of peircings hes kinda strong he gives the best hugs and if you have him you should keep him he will be the best thing that ever happens to you hes the coolest person ever and i miss him so much

luke:matthew i swear to god if you dont stop
matthew:what

by gothdaddy September 2, 2022

Matta

Matta is just a shortened way of saying matter

Do it really matta

by knogng September 4, 2022

Matthew

To attack the direction of someone's true thought or to make it inferior to that of your own. To manipulate a conversation so that even if you are wrong initially you are agreeing yet still disagreeing in the end because no matter what someone else says it is always less applicable than what you have to say.

"Emotions are horrible, I mean what if we didn't have them and did whatever we thought of doing without giving it any thought" " For example college, what if when I thought about going to college I just went without any hesitation or thought", "what if you thought about killing someone or doing something that would harm or affect someone or something else? What if you just did it without thinking about the consequences or the pain it may or may not cause other people or things." "I guess emotions are good after all because that would not be good." "In some ways, though it would probably be good like if you were a hitman" " Did I just Matthew myself?"

by DepartmentOfWarning September 5, 2022

matter

Matter is what the universe is built of. Matter comes in three forms: Solid, Liquid and Gas.
Also see: antimatter

The opposite of matter is antimatter.
Our universe is built of matter

by ActualWordMeanings September 6, 2022

matthew

garfield

matthews the human version of garfield (he is orang)

by ahmeds_huge_penis September 8, 2022

mattexhr

Mattex, a csgo big namer, has HR in his name because he's croatian.

YO LOOK MATTEXHR JOINED THE GAME, WE LOST ANYWAY LET'S LEAVE.

by crawlerb September 11, 2022