meat-farts

When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.

I had to get some fresh air after James got the "meat-farts"!!🤮🤮🤮

by sendnudes459@gmail.com December 21, 2022

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pleasant fart

The unexpected happyness when its just a fart and no shit

That was rather a pleasant fart

by durpysquid January 11, 2016

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Old fart

You

Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart

by #pandalover September 30, 2020

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cuter than popcorn farts

Your really fucking cute baby

"Damn girl, your cuter than popcorn farts"

by Playa 😎 July 11, 2017

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Squirrel fart

The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness

For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart

by IAmAnoMinOs December 29, 2021

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Fart Shark

When your date literally GASlights you into thinking you farted, when it was really them.

Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”

Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”

Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”

by Lady Dunnsalot January 15, 2024

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