Fart in the mud

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.

You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.

by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022

Mississippi Fart Stopper

Noun; refers to a gay black dude’s dick. The term was coined in Mississippi in the late 20th century in response to an uptick in homosexual activity in black communities.

“Did you see the Mississippi Fart Stopper on that dude? I wouldn’t want that in my fart box.”

by KrustyKreatorofKaos March 28, 2022

fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

Feral Farting

We fart in small leather pouches to throw at the british

The act of taking a leather pouch of the desired personal size, breaking wind within, and throwing them at other human beings.. particularly those of Britain.

I can't wait to go Feral Farting with you guys later

by xW0lfy January 25, 2022

Chihuahua fart

A tiny but mighty fart. A fart (usually cut

by a girl) that outkicks its coverage.

“Hooo-damn! That chihuahua fart ain’t make much noise, but GAH! whatta STANK!”

by Scoocuzi January 26, 2022

Penis Farts

An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.

oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts

by Hahah Poop and Pee January 28, 2022