Fertile Fart

The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.

Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!

by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025

Beach Fart

When you’ve eaten nothing but seafood and shoot sand from your crack.

“I feel something brewing, must be a wicked case of the beach farts.”

by Fart The Ripper November 11, 2025

Bowser Fart

Bowser fart is an animation of a far Bowser slapping his thigh and ripping the nastiest of ass while blowing fire and laughing. Can be used as a sign of immense confidence, as portrayed in the animation itself.

"Man, you seem really Bowser Fart right now"

by evilhomer1 November 15, 2025

soy fart

Unwanted offspring.

- Dad, do you love me?

- Son, don't act like a soy fart right now! I am your dad, of course I love you!

by old guns November 22, 2025

zombie fart

When ancient, decomposing gunk hidden in the farter’s backside comes back to life in a full biblical event. It crawls out of the darkness like something that should have stayed forgotten, unleashing noxious fumes that terrorize anyone within range. A stench so apocalyptic it feels like a warning sign the prophets politely chose not to write down.

Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.

by Seah0rse November 25, 2025

Canadian fart whistle

A Canadian fart whistle is where two naked people are outside in the snow and the male poops on the girls face and proceeds to cover her face with snow.

Yesterday we did a Canadian fart whistle.

by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025

Canadian fart sneeze

A man poops on a girl face in the snow. and after the man poops, he then covers the girls face with snow.

Man, I loved it when we did a Canadian fart sneeze

by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025