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Cum

A thing that comes out of the male penis when he has sexual relations with his partner or when he thinks sexually. It also goes by Jizz and Sperm.
by hisadolldude445 October 23, 2022
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Cum

Something a child starts producing when they hit puberty.
Hayden had a thought. He wanted to jerk off! He got in bed, and started jerking off. But, he forgot to close the door! His dad entered and said "Do you need a demonstration?" Hayden blushed, "I'm only 10, dad!" Hayden's dad closed the door and started ripping off his clothes. He threw the sheets off and put his monster 10 inch cock into Hayden's mouth. Hayden was stunned, all he could see is a 10 inch cock covered in hair, but he liked it. He moved his dad and jumped on his dad's cock. "Put it in me, papa!" He started jumping on it and felt something warm and wet sploosh in. He then cummed all over his dad's face. Then, his friend picklocked the door and came in. He recorded it while he jerked off.
by 10inchMONSTERcock October 27, 2022
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Cum Gun

Tis a gun full of male cum. It's pretty weak sauce. Or baby sauce i guess.
"Bro i put that cum gun right to her head and disappointed her so hard."
by DIRTYHARRYBOX June 7, 2018
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dumb cum

A man's ejaculation into a woman without a contraceptive.
I'm not allowing a dumb cum, sweetie. Let's have safe sex and buy a condom.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Cum and Ball

When you cum in the air and catch it in your mouth, much like the children's toy "cup and ball" where you try to catch the ball in a cup attached by a string.
Man why would I ever need to play cup and ball when I can just play Cum and Ball instead?
by D1ngus March 21, 2022
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Cum

The shit the come out yo dick when you get horny
by The reason to quit smoking January 6, 2023
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Cum-buchet

It's a trebuchet filled with human and possibly other species's spermium. It was used in th 14th century to gross out people or to make faggots happy by spraying thwm with fresh and warm semen.
Faggot: Oh boy, that cum-buchet is aiming at me, i cannot wait to shower in human and horse cum.
by EzCsanadnakSzol January 27, 2018
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