New Jersey Hot Dog

When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.

Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome

by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019

Fake News

There's a reason why Fake News and Fox News start with the same letter.

Fox News is fake news.

by Pialinist March 27, 2025

Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results

This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..

Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!

by WiTnERE September 30, 2020

Fake news

CNN, MSNBC, Yahoo, New York Times, NBC.

Person 1: Wow, our president is so bad, I can't even get gas without breaking my bank.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.

by nxghthawk October 1, 2023

bad news browns

diarrhea

i have a case of the bad news browns.

by lifedeathandbeyond July 4, 2016

A new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

say h to new samaung

An act of getting a new phone and shoving it to your friends.

People usually use it in a short term form of "h" which means "hi" and by that you mean that the new phone is greeted here in the friend group.
If the friends dont like the phone they will say "I HATE THIS STUPID PHONE YOU GOT"

"YO guys i just bought a new handy. Say h to new samaung"
"h, this smartphone is awesome!!

"YO guys i just bought a new handy. Say h to new ihon"
"I HATE THIS STUPID PHONE YOU GOT"
"ok ...liberal"

by [e-mail] February 6, 2025