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New Jersey

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.

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“New Jersey In the Mist” would be a good album title.

A what? How old are you?
by gnostic3 November 24, 2019
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New York 1/8th

New York 1/8th

A New York 1/8th refers to a common measurement for marijuana in NYC, particularly in the pre-legalization era of the mid-2000s. While an eighth (1/8th of an ounce) is traditionally 3.5 grams, in New York City, it was widely accepted that an "eighth" usually meant 3.0 grams—a well-known but rarely contested shorting of weight.

This was an open secret among buyers and sellers, a subtle nod to the city's hustle culture. Rather than being seen as a ripoff, it became an inside joke—a shared understanding between both parties that the NYC market had its own rules. Over time, the term evolved beyond just weed and is now used to describe any situation where someone knowingly accepts a slight shortcoming with a sense of pride and humor.

Whether you're reminiscing about pre-legalization pickups or recognizing a familiar NYC-style short, the New York 1/8th is a term of endearment, not a complaint.
🔹 "Yo, this bag’s a little light."
🔹 "C’mon, man, it’s a New York 1/8th—you already know."
by Slammy D March 14, 2025
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Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020
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New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye - New Kanye" comparisons. New Doofy always has more money, class, style and wisdom than his former self.
New Doofy always has money in the banana stand. New Doofy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022
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New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.
"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."
by alexseymour October 26, 2014
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new identity

when a gta 1-0 or base player makes a new channel + gt, to upload people who are up on them/ they lost to. 🤡
by Kinsu ix July 1, 2021
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New Vegian

very pogger man, better than farrow at game
new vegian is a lot better than your pp
by mikeprogamingroblox69420 September 21, 2021
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