puss fart

a fart that comes out the vagina.

Alyson was working out and let the biggest puss fart slip out.

by kngarland February 10, 2025

Fart

The best thing to do when somebody asks you if you will marry them.

"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."

by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

sniffing a fart

a sour countenance

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.

by cutthecards December 12, 2023

farting fight

Where you catch your fart in your hands and chuck it at someone.the other person does the same.the first person to hold their nose loses.

hey do you want to have a (farting fight )
ye sure

by glitterfan101 June 26, 2017

Sack O' Farts

Calling someone this will gain you much street cred. You only call someone you absolutely despise. Like, with a burning passion.

Jack - i hate you billy, you ugly sack o' farts.
Billy - aw.
Ashley - ur so cool Jack.

by iCarlin July 5, 2016