Pre Nut Neurosis

The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.

His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.

by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022

Deez Nuts

Slang referring to a mans testicles

Person 1: I like to suck on Popsicles

Person 2: You like to suck on DEEZ NUTS

by Naughter September 21, 2016

water nut

When a girl nuts her pants and it kinda smells like pee but its not pee.

Yo girl he was finger banging me and i water nutted everywhere

by Angelo-Bobaloo April 18, 2018

C nut

Cunt. simple.

Spelled as C nut to avoid Facebook censorship.
Fuck zuckburger.

She was being a total C nut today

by dodgy dave defines August 6, 2023

Shiggle Nuts

To have sex with someone until you Cum and your nuts shake.

Oh, I have the shiggle nuts!

by SteveG75 November 12, 2020

Nut-Drum

Someone who always listens to blabber, rumors, lies, then feeds into them and helps them spread.

Person 1: "Yo, I heard you talk to So-So now?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she's a huge sk@nk, so I wanna get on that now haha.."

Person 1: "Not what I meant dude, quit being such a Nut-Drum, do better bro."

by x.cessive November 3, 2023

Nut

A type of hard fruit used commonly in trail mixes. What did you think semen, get your head out of the gutter.

Nut is my favorite fruit

by swollen Penis May 25, 2020