by Senor Fluffington March 28, 2024
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new canaan is a place that when you live there you realize that...
In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.
Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.
Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.
You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.
Definition of the girls in one word is visco.
Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.
School is a lot harder than you think.
Lacrosse is overrated.
Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.
Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.
Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.
Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.
You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.
Definition of the girls in one word is visco.
Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.
School is a lot harder than you think.
Lacrosse is overrated.
Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.
Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
person one: “where are you moving to?”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
by ka 11 June 26, 2019
Get the New Canaanmug. "Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."
by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022
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by Ilbeity December 4, 2023
Get the new polynomer's citymug. New R is a term used to describe MP3 File’s from the artist formally known as Juice WRLD (Real name Jarad Anthony Higgins).
by New Juice R November 17, 2023
Get the New Rmug. A genre of literature and media that introduces contemporary weird fiction elements, postmodernist elements, high fantasy, and real world dynamics and perspectives in a hodgepodge that is better read/seen than merely assigned a definition.
Defining works of the New Weird include but aren't limited to: the novel House of Leaves, the collective Worldbuilding project SCP Foundation, the video game Control, and TV shows like Twin Peaks and Riget.
Defining works of the New Weird include but aren't limited to: the novel House of Leaves, the collective Worldbuilding project SCP Foundation, the video game Control, and TV shows like Twin Peaks and Riget.
For many people, Perdido Street Station, the SCP canons, or Control was their gateway drug to the new weird: where fantasy finds a contemporary foundation.
by Somebody, but not Nobody May 15, 2022
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