Mr. Abstruse

An effeminate, mouse-like man who gets no bitches and violently lusts for male genitals. Occasionally, Mr. Abstruse types get drunk and assault their gay boy lovers.

Do you see that lispy fag over there? He’s a real Mr. Abstruse!

by Dr. Johnathan Discord September 24, 2022

Mr Scientist

:troll:

When all Mr Scientist wants to do is play Diablo 4, but they won't admit it.

by Mr Scientroll June 5, 2023

Mr fink

He’s got that green too and the knocking up the bitches

Mr fink fucks all the birches

by Ayalanews89 September 22, 2019

mr betham

Bald Chris Pratt.

Mr betham looks like bald Chris Pratt

by anonymous July 7, 2023

Mr Buffalo

One of the sexiest men alive, Bob Marley wrote a song about his brother who joined the army at a young age

Every girl ever: Oh my gosh, it’s Mr Buffalo!
Buffalo: Ladies, one at a time.

by DefinitelynotNathaniel December 22, 2020

Mrs Winecoff

I hate her, she tried to tickle my kidneys with a cane that she got from her husbands girlfriend.

Chase: Hey, who are you?
Mrs Winecoff: Im Mrs.Winecoff
Chase: Im about to puke

by C.Ervin7 November 22, 2019

Mr Piss

chinese cat on street cat feeders
other names: Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh

Person: I love Mr piss!
Person2: Mr Fresh is better!

by 22222222SSA July 14, 2024