monkey

i would rather not say

monkey

by thymonkeyman669 February 20, 2019

Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

Monkey

A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys

There was a monkey on the bus this morning

by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019

Monkey

Just a general insult not to be taken seriously between friends or other people in a specific group.

(It can really mean whatever depending on how it is used)

Dude! How’d you already die? You’re such a monkey!

by Swoogy456 March 14, 2019

Trash monkey

A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.

“God your such a fucking trash monkey”

by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 12, 2018

Pam-monkey

Used as a filler word when you don’t know what word should go into the space in a sentence.

You should go grab... what’s that Pam-monkey thing called? The wrench.

by Pammonkeyking December 19, 2018

The Brown Monkey

When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole

Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey

by Stan cockin December 20, 2018