fuck animal

When an human fucks an animal or trys to but gets killed or squished........by an elephant.

"here lies tash who got killed trying to fuck animal bob the elephant."

by Shaun Mather August 13, 2006

facebook fuck

the act of befriending some one who you wish to engage in sexual intercourse, fellatio, and/or cunningulus, and express your intentions to them through repetitive poking.

Dude i got so wasted and totally facebook fucked this ugly bitch.

by Mozezamos March 9, 2008

sick fuck

1. that one guy who will sleep with any one
2. someone with a sexual fetish for ugly women

John is a true sick fuck, he nailed a grandma.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

elephant-fuck

damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes!

to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee

'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'

by seamus October 10, 2003

titty fuck

... is when a man uses a woman's breasts as if they were a vagina.

To be honest, I love getting titty fucked by my husband. It makes me feel sexy. Just try to keep the cum OUT OF MY FUCKING HAIR! Really?

by lovingMarriage May 7, 2011

smuck fuck

getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.

Some hot blond hot chick comes over and i gave her the SMUCK FUCK!!

by dustin smuck April 1, 2009

Jesus fucking

When you fuck so hard and fast that you die and then revive 3 days later, and then get sent up to god's bedroom to do the same thing there.

Person 1: where the hell am I?
God: in my bedroom
Person 1: how did I die?
God: Jesus fucking...
Person 1: what?! Why am I in your bedroom
God: cause someone who can Jesus fuck only appears every 2 thousand years, now get in bed...

by A complete joke April 23, 2017