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where the hell am i 

You're on the Urban Dictionary, you fucking idiot.
But you already knew that. You only wanted to see if some sarcastic asshole made this page. Never ask "where the hell am I" again!
where the hell am i by QWEEFTY November 29, 2016
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Where the hell am I? 

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says at least once every day, if not more.
1.
Joe Biden: Jill, where the hell am I? Where are we?
Jill: We're in the White House, honey.
Joe: Wait...why? Why are we in a white house?
Jill: Because you're president
Joe: I'm president?
Jill: Yes sweetheart.
Joe: President of...president of what exactly?
Jill: Hahaha you're so silly, of the United States.
Joe: I'm...I'm president of the United States? How the hell did that happen!

2.
Interviewer: Hello Joe, how are you tonight? I can't wait to kiss your ass for the next 40 minutes and ask you the most basic softball questions that even you can't mess up!
Joe: I'm good man, I'm pretty good. Wait, where the hell am I again? What are we doing here? Who are you again? Chris? Or or or or is it is is is is is it Chuck? No that's not right, wait wait wait wait who are you?
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