Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.

Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!

by Neffy125 December 7, 2023

Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.

Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.

by Skibidi D June 21, 2024

Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

Space monkey

One so hot they make my bulgy wulgy hard UwU babygirl hey daddy

Space monkey means that one is hot and sexy

by SDYankee January 25, 2021

Monkey

DEFINITION 1: Often referred to an animal

DEFINITION 2: Often referred to a black person (especially in 2023)

for definition 1: "Wow, look at that monkey! It's in a cage =(
for definition 2: "Watch out! The monkey has a gun and is robbing the bank!"

by DuckieBoiKal_U.D. April 18, 2023

dub monkey

that one kid that is too much of a dumbass to read the subtitles

Friend : Why do you watch anime dubbed its so bad.
Other friend : Because!!I 1don't wanna read subtitles that stupiddddddd!!!!!! Im trying to enjoy the showawwdwas1ww!!12112!!1w not go to school!!!!!!1
Friend : you're such a dub monkey

by kavvou September 28, 2019

Monkey

the friend that plays basketball

Jadyn is playing basketball and eating chicken
Monkey is making 3 lay ups in a row

by Moe Lester wanna come over ;) December 13, 2021