Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?
by KingSizedHomer July 10, 2010
Get the worker's compensation mug.A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."
"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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To beat another player or team in athletic contests. For a team to beat another team badly. To embarass somebody in a sport.
Lebron James just gave yall niggas WORK!
Catch me on the golf course, and I'll give you work.
Watch me give work to these lames.
Catch me on the golf course, and I'll give you work.
Watch me give work to these lames.
by P.L.3. March 1, 2007
Get the give work mug.The manor in which ones brain ceases normal cerebral function in such form as a coma. Typically induced from repetitive remedial tasks in which the brain slowly shuts down for long periods of time.
Symptoms:
Bleeding of the eye sockets
Uncontrolled urges to Punch, and hit.
Slow physical response.
Loss of speech and lack of saliva control
Symptoms:
Bleeding of the eye sockets
Uncontrolled urges to Punch, and hit.
Slow physical response.
Loss of speech and lack of saliva control
Dude, Smith is just sitting at his desk drooling and is not responding to anyone, He totaly has BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)
by flynbrian January 13, 2009
Get the BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder) mug.The apparently foreign concept (at least in the the U.S.) that people should work hard to get the job done no matter how much they're being paid.
If people in this country had better work ethic, we wouldn't have to outsource and the illegal immigrants wouldn't be "stealing" jobs from us.
by D-Shiznit November 12, 2006
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A false statement, an intentionally contrived lie, a hose (opposite of shoot).
(verb)
To work: The act of making a false statement or representation. Generally, with the intention of misleading the intended audience.
A false statement, an intentionally contrived lie, a hose (opposite of shoot).
(verb)
To work: The act of making a false statement or representation. Generally, with the intention of misleading the intended audience.
(noun)
Is that Paris Hilton sex video a work, or a shoot?
(verb)
"Don't let all the marks work you into a shoot" -Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Is that Paris Hilton sex video a work, or a shoot?
(verb)
"Don't let all the marks work you into a shoot" -Hollywood Hulk Hogan
by Zor Prime November 22, 2003
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